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my father is such a fucken child he threw watermelon across the room. 

twice. 

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

hernance:

  • season 6 premiere: barney and robin’s wedding
  • season 6 finale: barney and robin’s wedding
  • season 7 premiere: barney and robin’s wedding
  • season 7 finale: barney and robin’s wedding
  • season 8 premiere: barney and robin’s wedding
  • season 8 finale: barney and robin’s wedding
  • entire season 9: barney and robin’s wedding

they build up this wedding for four years and literally a whole season and people still wonder why the fanbase is mad they got a divorce.

fifty-shadesofgay:

the bible said Adam and Eve not Ted and Robin

humorous-blog:

Four Wongs make a Wright

humorous-blog:

Four Wongs make a Wright

thrillionaire:

just spooning my boyfriend

out of his container

it’s ice cream